My brain and hands just don't quit do they? See if you can find the subtle hints at how racism is bad and stuff.
Out of the blue (the ocean not the sky... the sky can suck it) I opened up "The Gimp" and starting drawing with my virtual pen, pencil, penis, and brush (AKA my mouse). Almost like my hands had been possessed by a magician that did bank security on the side... IN HELL! No but seriously I drew some pictures without thinking or trying (Just like pooping).
And for a litte bit of the humor... A penis made of snow on top of a car. Now that my friend, is órt. (Me and my brothers handy work)
Made in an hour, from 5-6 A.M. to be precise.
Yes you've heard it right. I have created high tech super intelligent mouse pointers(not really). But they are cool.
Get your very own Heiling Nazi as your default cursor, Animated Heiling Nazi for your working in background cursor, And last but not least the Jihaas & Co logo as your loading cursor! What more can you axe for?
(Send me a message or something if you want 'em)
The butchery of the english language that is the internet... Especially when people spell "know" "kno" it makes me sick to my stomach, and that particular sickness is the deadliest of them all (not cancer), hatred! Think about it this way, if you spell the word "you" as "u" it makes you look dumb, but at least its a way to shorten a word. but in the case of "kno" it must mean you're either too lazy to type a W or just too dumb to spell the word. I'm going to assume in most cases that it's both. It's pretty much the same thing with spelling "what" into "wat". I mean, how do you do that? is your finger incapable of pressing the H or W key? Look at a dictionary for god's sake! There is a special place reserved in hell for people who spell like that. Alongside people who talk in movie theaters and child molesters... Frankly, I'd rather have an orange.
I have not played many worthy games in the '07. But I played enough to make a top three!
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Kane & Lynch: Dead Men
If you've ever played a Hitman game and liked it you're gonna probably forgive Kane & Lynch for any bugs it has, cos the bugs are similar to that of Hitman's bugs. However, that does not mean if you like Hitman you'll like K&L. It's got a high amount of epic mixed in with its action, and uuuuh... action. Also it's the only console game i completed this year and I gotta have a console game in here just to show this isn't "PC game of the year" or something... So 3rd place.
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The Orange Box/Team Fortress 2
The Reason I say Orange Box(Super Slash)Team Fortress 2, Is because The only thing with any manly man meat in the Orange Box is TF2, but getting the OB is only 10-20$ more with four other games(except anybody with a PC and money probably already owns Half-Life 2 and Episode 1). And the reason this isn't in first place, is because TF2 is a multiplayer only game, which means no internet, no game. And seriously, nobody would buy the orange box just to play Episode 2 and Portal (which are cheaper to buy separate).
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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl
I can bet my bottom dollar you readers weren't expecting this game! This game is magic in a champaign glass. and much like a champaign glass filled with magic, it's long, tasty, and drinkable... also it grants you wishes! But seriously now, the easiest way to describe this game would be pre-Fallout 3. You are practically assaulted by a plentiful bounty of quests, in which will take you forever until the end of time to finish (Unless you suck hard dick for a living and skip all the optional quests) Also from what I have seen, NPCs and such will change places every time you play (Except for special NPCs, of course) such as, NPC placement, and amount. Extra seriously can't wait 'till the next one!
